Juliet Landau as The Fourth Doctor.
the greatest escape in the history of ever
Here, have a photo of the Gallifrey cast
being way too pretty to be allowed in one room at the same time. (+ david llewellyn)
universal-invariant said: i don’t know what this is but it’s beautiful
These are things that will make people love you, isn’t that obvious??
:D Thank you very much!
stulajoie said: *puts on the pants of rassilon and floods you with kittens* *also hot chocolate*
Eeee thank you! I’m feeling okay today and this will hopefully continue, but kittens, hot chocolate and Pants of Rassilon are always appreciated!
Ways to Make People Love You of Rassilon
Or, “A List of Ways to Make People Love You, According to DougSoc”
Because as the saying goes, “Everything I learnt about lesbianing, I learnt from Dave.”
Disclaimer: Not every tip has a 100% success rate. However, the more tips you try, the more likely it is that the person you’re focusing on will love you. Also, adding “of Rassilon” after appropriate words can increase your chance of success.
1. Throw paper at their heads.
2. Put your face by their face.
3. Fall dramatically near them.
4. Steal their hearts from their pockets.
5. Voodoo dolls.
6. Feed them Wray & Nephew.
7. Aims for the legs to prevent escape.
8. Stockholm syndrome with cannibals.
9. Feminism right in the face.
10. Bend them so they are no longer straight (yoga?) WARNING: Only works for lesbianing.
11. Learn from Dehive.
12. Chew on pens they have recently chewed, it’s like kissing for time travellers.
13. Stare at them for three years non-stop. (Tip of Omega: Half the time by using chocolate.)
14. Cover yourself with rainbow kittens.
15. Spray water on your eye.
16. Assassinate them.
17. Put used knickers on your head.
18. Get a real Pikachu.
19. Ceiling spines.
20. Do dramatic reading of tips (19 or more).
21. If you hit on enough people at once, one will say yes.
22. Invent a new kind of pigeon.
23. Possess the ability to change gender at will.
24. Possess the ability to change gender of Will.
25. Repeat the words “anal beads” at least 50 times.
INTERLUDE!: Lion who infiltrates penguins!!!
26. Be offended. You might get something from it.
27. Become a narwhal; they’re the unicorns of the sea.
28. Become a unicorn; they’re the unicorns of the land.
29. If you just go, “this is mine,” you can carry anything off.
30. Make finger guns at boobs (and wink).
31. Lemons This tip is unacceptable.
31. Use the Jedi Mind Trick.
32. Wear or become alpaca gloves.
33. Make the Trouser Press of Rassilon.
34. Memory drive porn!
35. Follow the Love Tips of Rassilon.
36. Recognise that they have bodily needs and so pre-emptively help them out by picking their nose for them.
37. Don’t laugh too much at amputees.
38. Pluck their nipple hair.
39. Wear many scarves.
40. Grow a majestic beard.
41. Appreciate the Dangly Bits of Rassilon.
42.MAKE ME CAKE <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
43. Trained dinosaurs “making flapjacks”.
44. Be Bee Jay Scaffolding.
45. Hold a Viking funeral for/including them.
46. Stroke any majestic beard you see.
47. Become a younger version of yourself and seduce people with corn on the cob.
48. Reblogging on tumblr.
the most beautiful timelord
AAAAWWWWWWW YEAH! Out sometime this month.
woah hold up I fuckin need this
special abilities: being a giant douche