Earlier today, I went through the Wendy’s drive-thru and saw an ambulance sitting in the parking lot. All I could think of was Roberts!Master sitting at a table inside, eating a Baconator with a Vanilla Frosty.
#oh god he WOULD #'Lee we have to stop here' #'but I thought we were in a hurr—' #'LEE I AM HUNGRY PULL INTO THIS PARKING LOT RIGHT NOW AND GO GET ME A BURGER' #'I'M AMERICAN AND SO ARE MY TASTES SO GET ME SOMETHING WITH MEAT' #'well I—' #'screw it I'll get it myself' #'hey Doctor and Grace. want anything' #'sure I'll have a—' #'good. see you in a minute' #he leaves the three of them sitting in an ambulance to make awkward conversation #or rather sit in awkward silence for a little while #Grace twiddles her thumbs and stares at the ceiling #Lee tries to start a conversation #'so uh' #'what's your guys' new year looking like?' #'well hopefully saving the world from being destroyed if I can manage it' says the Doctor #they all fall silent #the Doctor tries to bring up some past historical figure he’s met #Grace gives him a look and he stops #eventually they all decide to go and crash the Master’s one-person party #and the four of them wind up sitting around a table eating fast food and not. saying. a word.
this actually happened
I got Emma to play Secret of Monkey Island while she was here, and this exchange happened while she was looking for the treasure:
Me: So, where are you thinking the treasure will be?
Emma: The Island?
Me: But Melee Island is massive! Where exactly?
Emma: I meant the little island. So I shouldn’t be going to try to teach Meathook to dance?
Me: No you should be. You really, really should be.
Speaking of Eight pairings:
50 Ways to Propose Marriage to Your Non-Loverby aces - Eight is bored. Therefore, he decides to get married. As you do.
The Time Lord gazed up at the sky–or rather, “sky”–deep in thought. Sam was content to let him lie quietly, distracted by the Dryadula phaetusa
It’s cool bro, I can handle this. [video]
He just fucking hands it to him.
The fucking face the elephant makes.
Romana loves pink. I can’t decide if she wears this to bed or wears it to a party (which is in honour of her, of course). But it is very silky and good for dancing or dreaming in.
At 4pm EST / 9pm GMT, Saturday 7th December.